User Quotes

[@ KAIDANKUU]

Quoth the user that doth speaketh a funny.

Like so,

Ninja: Son of a gun, this'll be my third attempt at growing a Dragon's Blood plant.
Kaidan: Noooo. It was one
Kaidan: lol
Kaidan: and....
Kaidan: What's a Dragon's Blood plant, precious? /gollum
Roha: Wb
Kaidan: Is it TASSSSSTYYYYY?
Ninja: It's a plant that, when it's leaves are cut, bleeds a dark red sap, which looks like blood.
Ninja: Unfortunately I don't remember the real name fr it
Ninja: And yes, actually, I think the sap can be used to medicinal purposes.
Roha: That sounds like an awesome plant
Roha: I'll take twelve

^Hahahahahaha!

[@ JAZZYRAGDOLL]

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that it is possible to make friends even under the most adverse conditions. Namely, after pounding one another into the ground, Nikolai and I found we had a lot in common. So, in short, fighting and unimaginable brutality is magic too.
Yours truly,
Ulysses

^ From Ulysses' signature. Still makes me laugh when I read it.

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Ninja: I love you Jazzy.
Jazzy: Flies into the sun and dies
Jazzy: Then he turns into a jet and bombs the russians
Jazzy: Vagabond: RAGE MODE ACTIVATED.
Jazzy: Florin faints, Pearl starts shouting Vagabond down, and then Vagabond flips the table.
Jazzy: "YEAH IT'S ENGLISH YOU DENSE BROAD, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
Ninja: Someone quote that please
Jazzy: "Language!!"
Jazzy: "I'M ****lNG THIRSTY GOD DAMN IT"
Roha: XD!
Jazzy: "GIMME. SOME ****ING. TEA."
Jazzy: "Would you like some more tea?" "Yes thank you my dear." "THE **** ARE YOU TWO BLABBERING ABOUT"
Jazzy: alsjkhdglkrh
Ninja: Oh my God, that'd be hilarious to see Pearl, Florin and Vagabond.
Jazzy: I think I could toss Vagabond into another thread

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(Eshe)Hobbes: (( I spice my meals with the souls of the dead B(_)9 ))

[@ JAZZYRAGDOLL]

Hollow Quotes- Series 1

Jazzy: Just ask Florin >
Ninja: XD
Jazzy: It's funny because Hollow beat the shit out of her.
Roha: XD
Jazzy: Lol
Jazzy: What? He thinks her skin would look nice as a drawstring lamp
Ninja: Florin: D,:
Jazzy: Can't blame a guy for enjoying high fashion
Ninja: Granted, he's probably right.
Jazzy: ...And skin-lamps.
Jazzy: okay so maybe for the skin thing
Jazzy: But not the fashion thing!
Jazzy: Fashion is no crime.
Jazzy: Skinning people to make household appliances is.

Jazzy: It's not hard to scare people when you have a face looks like you slept on a wood chipper

Ninja: That and the whole 'tearing open her chest thing'.
Jazzy: Hollow does seem to tear people apart a lot.
Jazzy: I bet he'd be really bad at opening mail.
Jazzy: Or birthday presents.

Roha: Hollow sounds like the sort of character everyone dreams about their character getting ripped up by.
Roha: Favourite choice of ripper-upper

Jazzy: HOLLOW: The quicker-ripper-upper.